Getting Nowhere Fast

Former lovers and now middle aged business partners, Pam and Merv try to 'get with it' by opening a Cyber section in their Vodka and Veggie cafe.




Many thanks to Terry P for the contributions to this page.




Series 1
01: Ex-lovers turned cafe-bar owners Pam and Merv discuss love, life and a revamp. 
02: Pam's absent hubby returns, so Merv tries to woo his ex and find somewhere to live.
03: Pam tries online dating and Merv offers a cafe cyber pass for 'Love Byte Night'.
04: Merv gains strong support from an unlikely source when the cafe faces closure. 


Series 2
01: Stirring Merv's bad memories, Chantal's biological clock is ticking and the hunt is on.
02: Feeling old and penniless, 1960s flower child Merv decides to return to his garden roots.
03: Competitive capitalism engulfs the bistro as Merv creates an internal market. 
04: Pamela has had enough of men - including Merv - so she joins a women's group. 


Series 3
01: An uncle's gift leaves menopausal flower child Merv yearning to discover his inner cowboy. 
02: When burglars visit the CyberPass bistro, Merv decides to stay up and take action.
03: The CyberPass cafe is shaken by Neville's shock news that his girlfriend has dumped him.
04: When Pam declares war on gravity, fat is a feminist issue for her - and everyone else.
05: Reunions top the agenda at the CyberPass bistro - but are they such a good idea?
06: Merv has always worn jeans, so why does Pam want to take him shopping?